Hello! We’re not feeling in an overly serious mood here at CiteAb today – maybe its because its the end of the summer, people are away on holiday and we’re in upheaval ahead of moving to our lovely new offices next week.

Whatever the reason, we decided we didn’t fancy writing a heavy, sensible blog post, so instead we’ve gathered together as many science and antibody jokes as we can.

We apologise now. Some of these are quite funny, many are truly terrible. We know – and we’re sorry. We just couldn’t resist it!

What did the antibody go to the Hallowe’en party as?
– an immuno-goblin!

Why don’t anteaters get sick?
– because they’re full of antey-bodies!

Hands up if you love your immune system!
Antibody? Antibody? One of you must, come on, hands up!

Student to cell biologist: “You are so narrow minded, only preoccupied with your cells. You don’t know anything about the world you are living in. For instance, what do you know about culture?”
Cell Biologist: “You mean CELL cultures?”

What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
He was a man of many cultures.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What do you call a microorganism that replicates inside of the cells of living organisms wearing an Elvis outfit?
A retrovirus!

Two men walk into a bar…
The first said ‘can I have some H2O’.
The second said ‘ooh sounds good, can i have some H2O too.’
The second man died.

And one to finish… IgD rather be using CiteAb.com to search for my antibodies!!

Well… that’s all folks! Next week we’ll be writing from our brand new offices, and as soon as we’re moved in properly we’ll make sure we get some snaps up here for you to see.

– Love and hugs from your friendliest antibody search engine team!